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This is how much I like butter. If you said, “would you rather give up butter for the rest of your life, or lose a toe?” I would say “you’re no friend of mine,” and delete you from my Facebook friend list which is the definitive breakup signal of our times. Because of course I don’t want to lose any body parts but maybe […]
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When your heart is a desert the smallest of loves can feel like a monsoon. You were not the avalanche or the earthquake you were not the biggest of loves but you were the last shudder. You caused the avalanche to fall and I was buried for a while. I was the weight on top and the fear underneath at the same time (can […]
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Meeting your ex in person after a breakup can be a confusing time, regardless of how it ended or at what point in the recovery process you’re at. Sometimes you might bump into them accidentally – nothing can help with that. But if you have planned to meet them, I’ve prepared a helpful sartorial guide, which will answer what is undoubtedly the most important […]
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Not too long ago I got dumped, and after I’d cried, and told all my friends; after the shock started to fade (although I couldn’t breathe properly for days); after all that I thought of all the things I could do to be more worthy. Self improvement: the kneejerk reaction to a breakup. I wouldn’t stay up til midnight eating cheese and watching Netflix, […]
